I have a rule that Zeke can't watch TV except for just before nap time or just before bed. And he knows the rule.
Daddy will often watch TV out of those times if he is around.
So today Zeke sidded up to Dave and asked if he could watch TV. Specifically asked him "are you ready to watch more Top Gear, daddy?"
I head and asked him "when are you allowed to watch tv"
His response? "when daddy is here"
Bwahahaha! That made laugh. A lot.